#OH THERE

[femboy-hooters-real]

Hey. I figured that since my place of work is not competing directly with yours, and since you might know about these things, I could ask you some questions. I've been having some gay thoughts recently, and now I am wondering how one might court another chain's mascot. I will not specify my own identity nor his, since it would be very easy for him to figure it out. I really have no idea how dating works, but I know I probably have to get him interested in me before I proceed. Which won't be easy since we don't speak to each other... I don't get out of the board room very often, 'cept for ads and to run the company social media account.

woah woah woah ok wow this is um- interesting- yeah just let me take you to the therapist room reaaal quick-

let's see... yes you're gonna have to get him to notice you. are they in the same category of corporation? I'm assuming so with your chosen words. what I'd do is send him flattering messages via the company social media account since I don't think storming into his workplace could work- I wouldn't go too far tho during the "getting his attention" phase. well, unless you wanna. it can really depend on what kinda guy he is tbhhhh :3

if your companies are competing, you've gotta let him see that that doesn't matter and in the wise words of my homie Shakespear "those gents shall not obstruct mine own passion f'r h'r" or uhhh something-- just don't be nervous to talk to him!

anyways, get him interested and be true to yourself. love is hard, it's fine if things don't work out, good luck out there o7

[suzumesonnets]

everybody point and laugh at the tumblr baby hahahahaha (its me guys the tumblr baby is me)

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[cpericardium]

[nicomoon69]

the song made me giggle a lil as a trans guy

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[smashorpassgilf]

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

[theotherendcomics]

[that-sweet-jester]

shimmer family being silly

[willgrahamscock]

when you finish a fic that was everything you could of hoped for and you click on their user to see that they’ve written dozens of fics for that pairing

[girldraki]

[windwenn]

‘You were my new dream’ or however the fuck that scene went